Posted by
Darrick Johnson on Monday, March 31, 2008 10:32:43 PM
At risk of losing my Operation Chaos merit badge, I cannot help but note some striking and disturbing similarities between Ms. Clinton, and The White Witch of Narnia. (And these aren't merely references to pallor and, shall we say, stridency.)
1. Both women react with palpable fear and anger at the sight of warming temperatures, and melting glaciers.
2. Both have displayed strong opposition to public Christmas celebrations, particularly religious ones.
3. Children, particularly unborn ones in Hillary's case, are treated with disdain, except when they can be used as pawns for power.
4. Jadis, the White Witch, claims to rule Narnia, but is actually from distant Charn. Hillary, Senator from New York, really from Arkansas (or Chicago, no one really knows.).
5. Jadis: Destroyed Charn rather than give up power. Hillary, ready to destroy DNC rather than give up nomination. (Not that we're complaining)
6. Jadis: Surrounded by loveable, yet ultimately corrupt and incompetent creatures. Hillary: Married to Bill.
I'm telling you, its Clark Kent and Superman...
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